Good day my friends,
I have some exciting news. Our good friend Jordan called us up the other day and told us about an experimental diet he’s been trying. The Blue Beaver Beer Diet.
Jordan did some research on the Internet and he discovered that you can get all the basic daily nutrients from beer. And for a dose of fibre, to keep the plumbing working right, you can just eat celery.
Jordan that a month ago he tipped the scales at an astounding 175 lbs. Then he started walking down to the Redneck Bar and Bistro in his town every day. He’d order a Blue Beaver Beer and eat some of the celery that they had for caesars.
After a full month of this Jordon is now at a slim 100lbs and he says he has never before in his life felt quite like he does now.
We think this is a better diet than eating subs everyday and if you go to the bar during happy hour beer is probably almost as cheap.
