As you have probably already seen on T.V. or in the newspaper, an accident at the Blue Beaver Brewery has delayed the release of their highly anticipated new lager, Honey Brown Beaver.
Apparently a worker was injured in a bizzare bottle capping incident which has investigators baffled. Some are pointing fingers at Blue Beaver Beer’s rivals, claiming sabotage was responsible for the damages.
” Bob was battered and bruised, but he’ll be back at work by next week,” company spokesperson Julliette Robers told reporters. ” We have no idea yet why the machinery failed, and it has left bottling behind schedule. One entire batch was ruined as it went flat with no caps. We will resume production as soon as the investigation is over and the equipment can be replaced.”
Where does this leave the new beer release? Hopefully we will hear more soon.
