Redneck Bar & Grill

A panda walks into a bar. Everyone looks up, surprised at seeing one in real life.
He ambles over to the counter, climbs up on a stool and stares at the bartender. “I’ll have a ceasar salad and a Blue Beaver Beer. And quit staring at my t-shirt…” the panda grumbles in a really low voice.
The bartender looks away and gets the panda his order, then tries to look busy while the animal munches away and swigs his beer down. The croud is really curious, and watches to see what will happen next.
The panda finishes his meal with a burp. He stands up, pulls a gun and starts blazing, wounding or killing all 10 of the other customers in the joint. After the screaming stops, he puts away the gun and starts to leave.
“Wait a minute! What the heck was that?” the bartender yells in shock.
“I’m a panda. Look it up,” the animal says as he goes out the door.
The bartender calls 9-1-1 and waits for help. The paramedics take away the wounded and remove the dead.
After everything is said and done, he goes into the back and types ‘panda’ into his computer encyclopedia. “Panda,” he reads. There is a list of pertinent information, and right at the bottom in underlined text, “Eats shoots and leaves.“
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