Seasons greeblings everyone,
Seeing as Christmas is almost upon us, I wanted to share with you some of my thoughts regarding what you can do with Blue Beaver Beer (aside from just drinking it). First of all I’ve been e-mailing Jasmine every day to convince her to talk to the Blue Beaver Brew-master about my idea. I got to thinking that St. Patrick’s Day is promoted with green beer so we should do something to tie in Christmas and beer. My first thought was some sort of cranberry ale, but that’s been done. Then I thought what screams Christmas more than mistletoe? Mistletoe beer! What could possibly be a better concept? At first Jasmine was all like, "Mistletoe is poisonous, dumb-ass!" But I just kept e-mailing her to tell her what a great idea it would be if she would just give it a chance. Next thing you know I’m getting served with some sort of court papers. I didn’t really read them, but I think she’s just trying to steal my concept and take all the credit for herself when Blue Mistletoe Beer takes off. But I’m not at all worried because myAunt Pauline is a lawyer in Saskatchewan so I’m sure I can get free representation. But that’s a project for the new year.
Another idea I had was if we got the Blue Mistletoe Beer made, then what you could do is hang the empty bottle in a doorway and whenever someone walked under it you could kiss him or her. Also what the brewery could do is put different coloured caps on all the bottles. If you could collect all of the traditional Christmas colours; red, green, white, black, and royal purple then you glue them together in a large ring and make your own wreath to hang on the door.
I’ve got lot’s more ideas where these came from; unfortunately I have to go do some research regarding trademarks and patents. If you come back here tomorrow I’ll have some more for you.
ERNIE
