Okay, I’m sure you’re all desperately awaiting some more tips on how to get more out of your Blue Beaver during the holiday season. So without any further ado:
1) you can put large presents in an empty Blue Beaver box; smaller ones can just be wrapped in the labels that all of you O.C.D. sufferers insist on peeling off the bottles
2) canned Beaver is a fantastic stocking stuffer
3) marinade your turkey (as well as yourself) in beer
4) use a bottle to mash your potatoes
5) when you hear “The Twelve Days of Christmas” for the one-thousandth time you can throw a bottle at the radio/carolers
6) remember drinking beer makes spending time with your in-laws a lot more bearable
7) Order some personalized beer coasters that say “Put your beer on the daamned coaster”
I hope that these tips provide you with hours of enjoyment during this Festivus time of year.
