Ernie is down at the Redneck Bar and Bistro having a few Blue Beaver Beer with his friends. A guy dressed up like a pirate walks in with a patch over one eye, a captain’s hat and a steering wheel tied to his belt in the front. As he walks over to the bar the steering wheel keeps hitting him in the groin area, and it looks really uncomfortable.
He orders a shot of rum, and the bartender gets it. Then she asks, “What’s with the steering wheel tied to your front?”
“Arrrr, and it sure does drive me nuts!” the pirate said.
That is funny! I have heard a lot of “Guy walks into a bar” jokes but haven’t heard that. Good one!
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heehee…. why did I laugh?? It’s not even a good joke but I think it’s so bad it’s funny. Like a lot of knock knock jokes. I think I can just imagine the pirate talking in his piratey voice.