Redneck Bar & Grill

Ernie was having a few drinks down at the Redneck Bar & Bistro one night. He noticed a guy passed out in the corner with his head on the table next to his last Blue Beaver Beer. The waitress came around and mentioned that Murphy (the drunk guy) was waiting for a ride but no-one showed up.
“I’ll get him home,” Ernie volunteered. The waitress tried to wake him up but didn’t have much luck.
Murphy is pretty much out of it, and as Ernie helped him to the door he pretty much had to do all the work. He stood Murphy up and the man was so drunk he just fell back down. He leaned the guy up against his car while he got the door open and Murphy slid to the ground. When they got to the address the waitress gave him, he opened the door and Murphy fell out in the gutter. Ernie had to pretty much drag the guy up the walk to the front door. The wife came when he rang the bell.
“I gave your husband a ride home,” Ernie explained.
“Great, but where’s his wheelchair?” she asked.

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