As Ernie mentioned, we had a party the other night. The afteraffects of the beer were debilitating, and saturday was painful. However, there was a theraputic effect on me and maybe a few others.
We have all been working hard and stress has been piling up. There is always a big push to get wrapped up before Christmas on all of our projects. Everyone got a chance to cut loose and get rid of a little baggage. It’s good to see everyone in a nonwork environment, having a good time.
Here is another theory, and I’m not sure of the origin:
The “Buffolo Theory” of Beer..
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that’s why beer is so GOOD for you!
I read this at Cool funny Jokes.
