Last night an enebriated Saint Nick got behind the wheel of a loaded freight sleigh and ran down an innocent old lady out for a walk. She was discovered in the early morning covered with reindeer hoofprints and sleightracks. The family of the woman are devastated and refused to be interviewed at this time. Authorities are currently on the lookout for the suspect, but he has not yet returned to the north pole.
It seems that this year everyone left Santa out a bottle or can of beer and some hot wings instead of the traditional milk and cookies. One beer would be bad enough, but imagine hundreds of houses. The milk and cookies only made Santa jolly and fat. The beer would still gave him a belly, but even Santa shouldn’t drink and drive.
xmas is coming so share the keyword luv with everyone for a bit of christmas cheer