What To Drink When You’re Chasing Beaver

Now I know you all remember those hilarious Blue Beaver Beer commercials and wish they’d make some more. Who can forget that one where the moose fell off the cliff into the hot tub?
Well, I hate to admit it, but Molsen Canadian has come up with one better. If you haven’t seen this masterpiece yet, check out the video here. I am confident that you will decide just because they have an incredibly funny commercial with beavers in it they are still a second class product compaired to Blue Beaver Beer.

January 31, 2007 | | No Comments »

Trans Fats Bite

There’s been a lot of talk lately about how bad trans fats are for you. If you want toknow more about it, check Ban Trans Fats and get informed.
This got me a little worried. Could my favorite mass produced item, Blue Beaver Beer, have trans fats?
So I did a little digging, and you will all be glad to hear, the answer is no. It also does not contain Chemical X, Agent Orange, DDT, IRS, that bad stuff from Return of The Evil Dead, frog hormones, steroids, styrofoam, or meteor rocks. No meteor beer freaks here!
There is, however, a small amount of cosmic radiation (to add flavor), and the brew has been subjected to short bursts of gamma rays to prevent angry green growths. I’m warning you, Mr MacGee.
It is unadulterated, but may have been manhandled. And as we have stated before, no beavers were permanently harmed in the making of this beer, although they may have been roughed up a little.
We are Blue Beaver Beer drinkers. Resistance is futile. The beer will be assimilated.

January 30, 2007 | | No Comments »

Losers Leave Litter Lying Loose

Have you ever gone on a nature hike and found a pristine little chunk of Gaiaa, free of humanity, and then looked a little closer and found a beer can or some sort of grody old wrapper? How about a ciggarette butt or a big wad of gum in the middle of the sidewalk?
That’s right, people actually think its okay to throw their used containers and other crap on the ground. They litter the streets and parking lots in town and that’s bad enough. Then they throw stuff out their car windows too. It’s just laziness, usually. Too hard to hang onto that garbage and dispose of it at the end of the trip.
Yeah, you say, but what can I do about it? Nothing.
Well, there is a site called Litterbutt. Their slogan is “The world is not your garbage can.” They are into reporting people for littering, so go have a gander.
One thing I can guarantee you, for some reason Blue Beaver Beer drinkers never throw their bottles or cans on the ground. They must all put them in a proper recycling container or garbage can, as you will never see a Blue Beaver bottle broken or a Blue Beaver can smashed. Weird, eh?

January 29, 2007 | | 1 Comment »

Write for Fun and Profit

Hey!
Have you ever wanted to write informative articles that hundreds of people might read and pass on to their friends?
Me too! And I started yesterday. I’ve been thinking about it for a little while now. Granted, the profit will be zero to next to -1, at least to start, but I will have yet another forum for my writings about beer and other things. But can you believe that a place like Helium exists, where anyone with a hankering to write articles can get started just like that?
For those of you who want to get into writing, I have heard that practice makes better (I’ve had a lot of practice and I doubt it will ever be perfect). Still, you never know…..someday I might be sitting on a beach in Aruba, quaffing a Blue Beaver Beer, jotting down my latest musings as pretty young things cavort on the white sand….
But I digress. Here is a link to my first article. It’s about roughing it when you go camping. Now, I’ve gone camping without any beer, and boy I tell yah, that is roughing it.

January 28, 2007 | | No Comments »