Redneck Bar & Grill

thA new year ; time to reflect on how the whole project is going. I mean this life thing. It’s like some sort of science project that I was working on, only I forgot it out on the table instead of putting it in the fridge and some interesting growths sprang up.

When I told the robot what date to type at work today, I was reminded again how fast time can fly. 2007 already. Every single thing that was promised by science fiction writers has come true. As I was flying over the algae farms using my jet pack, I remembered how they told us we would never colonize Mars. Boy were they wrong! After Y2K nearly destroyed the universe I admit I had my doubts, but here we are terra forming to beat the band. I just hope that the baby boomers don’t all retire on the same day and sell all of their mutual funds in order to buy Mars vacation villas. It would figure though, if they left Earth a shambles and came up here. Srtip all of the planet’s resources and move on like some sort of white middle-aged-to-retiree locusts.

One thing has stayed the same, however. Traditional Blue Beaver Beer, still in glass bottles and aluminum cans. None of this instant-biodegrading formoplast container crap! So if you’re like me and you have the New Year’s blues, grab a beaver.

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