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True News That Sounds Like A Joke

Published on January 3, 2007 by in Uncategorized

I heard on the radio today (and I also read it here) that a Canadian environmental group did some blood tests on four of this country’s top politicians.  Environment Minister Rona Ambrose, NDP Leader Jack Layton, Health Minister Tony Clement and Liberal environment critic John Godfrey were all tested.  According to the report that I heard, these four were "more contaminated than an average person".  Now, I’m sure I can’t think of any reason why politicians would have such polluted blood running through their veins; at least not any scientifically quantifiable reason.  I will, with great effort, refrain from making any jokes at the expense of these people, I’ll leave that to the late night talk show hosts, morning radio d.j.’s and other witty and clever persons.  I’m certain the politicians must already feel quite bad at this point.  I will instead offer a solution that has been keeping me and Tim pollution free for years.  When you’re feeling blue (or maybe black from all that bad stuff inside you) grab a Beaver.  It’s free from pollutants, being made from glacial run off, and 9 out of 10 doctors whose opinions I agree with, agree that some alcohol everyday does a body good.

 
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  1. i do not understand what you really wanna say . would you pls explain your story in one short sentence?

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