Two crabs were sunbathing on the beach.
The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go get them an ice cream cone.
Having purchased two cones, Mr Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend’s had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.
When he arrived back at the beach Ms Crab exclaimed “Where’s my ice cream cone?
“Well”, he said. “I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too.”
She was really mad and yelled “You shellfish bastard!!”
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