Redneck Bar & Grill

I can see myself, sitting at the Redneck Bar & Bistro with my iPhone in one hand, my Blue Beaver Beer in the other. Yep, almost everyone in the joint is insanely jealous. Everyone except old George in the corner. He doesn’t know how to use a cell phone and he drinks whiskey, so he could give two rat craps.
Too bad it will be a long time before I get my hands on one. The phone, not the beer. I can get a Blue Beaver almost anywhere in the civilized world. If you can’t get one you must be in a different universe than I am.
This new phone is just so awesome looking. It’s made by Apple, so it will be easy to use and reliable.
It will be like using your iPod to do all your electronic stuff on the go. And did I mention it looks really cool and when you pull it out everyone will want it?
The iPhone has no planned release date in Canada. Sad but true. I’m sure that someday we will be allowed to participate in the wave of the future. Until then I’ll have to continue using two cans and some string. I’m still up one on old George. He has to pack that damn pigeon everywhere he goes.

Steve Tilly wrote in the Edmonton Sun on Jan 19/07, “If the iPhone doesn’t appear in the Roger’s lineup by the end of 2007, I’ll eat my hat. It will be a custom-made hat fashioned from delicious crisp bacon, but I’ll still eat it. Touchscreen fingerprints be damned.” Mr. Tilly does have a point. With a touchscreen, you probably shouldn’t be eating bacon with your hands when you might need to make or answer a call. But that won’t affect the beer drinking, unless you spill it on your phone or you drink too much and drop your phone.