Redneck Bar & Grill

Signs that you might have a drinking problem. Ever wonder how to tell if you drink too much? Any one of these is a sure sign of overexposure to alcohol.

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?? I think not!
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Every woman you see has an exact twin.
You fall off the floor.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger — forget dinner!
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Politicians start to make sense.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after biting you.
The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in.
You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.

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