How to clean your cat:
1. Clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Find the cat, pick him up gently and carry him into the bathroom.
4. Rapidly put the cat in the toilet and slam the lid. You will need to sit on the lid to prevent the cat from escaping. The cat will agitate the water, then go into spin cycle.
5. Flush the toilet a couple times for rinse cycle.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and get out of the way.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
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I like that even better than when Mr Jinx turned blue after the RV flush on meet the Folkers was it?
OP
wow, that is interesting, i don’t think i could put my cat through that, it looks painful.