(Have you ever wanted to reward your dog for a hard day’s work? Well, evidently one guy did, so he’s getting non-alcoholic beer made for his best friends. That’s right, beer for your dog.
Now, I own a black pug named Lily Who would definitely drink beer. If it faintly smelled like food she would eat it , and she would probably try gasoline if she thought I was having some too. Like many dogs she isn’t discriminatory at all. It goes down her throat as fast as she can cram it in. Sometimes she eats so fast it inturrupts her breathing and her throat passage is clogged up, so she gasps and horks like she’s going to keel over. I bet sometimes a dog will ‘wolf’ something down, only to realize he made a terrible mistake. I know you are all too mature and caring to take this knowledge and use it for evil. No carving bones out of handsoap for poor Fido. And hotwings are a bad idea too. You don’t need your dog to get the ‘burning ring of fire’ in the middle of the night while you aren’t awake to let him out.
Anyways, my point is, most dogs would be happier if you boiled a few hotdogs and gave them the water that results, complete with floating oily scum. They don’t need beer. Get them some raw meat or something. And definitely don’t let them share your beer. As we all know, dogs backwash, and that’s just nasty.
wtf! I actually had to check the link to see if this was real. crazy! (at least it’s non-alcoholic)
My doberman once drank a sip of red wine (sneaky dog) and immediately proceeded to throw it back up. I think she’ll stick to water.
This also reminds me of a neighbor I had that purposely gave her shitsu dogs Port wine on one occasion. She believed it kept them small. (superstitious crazy lady). It was amusing (and sad) to see these poor dogs staggering around. I hope she only did it once.
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