There’s been a lot of talk lately about how bad trans fats are for you. If you want toknow more about it, check Ban Trans Fats and get informed.
This got me a little worried. Could my favorite mass produced item, Blue Beaver Beer, have trans fats?
So I did a little digging, and you will all be glad to hear, the answer is no. It also does not contain Chemical X, Agent Orange, DDT, IRS, that bad stuff from Return of The Evil Dead, frog hormones, steroids, styrofoam, or meteor rocks. No meteor beer freaks here!
There is, however, a small amount of cosmic radiation (to add flavor), and the brew has been subjected to short bursts of gamma rays to prevent angry green growths. I’m warning you, Mr MacGee.
It is unadulterated, but may have been manhandled. And as we have stated before, no beavers were permanently harmed in the making of this beer, although they may have been roughed up a little.
We are Blue Beaver Beer drinkers. Resistance is futile. The beer will be assimilated.
