So, I don’t know if you folks have heard about this or not.  Over on YouTube there is a gentleman by the name of Josh Rimer and he’s giving away $1000 of his own money.  If you would like to see the whole story just click here.  Go ahead and do it now and then come back here as soon as you’re done.  I’ll wait.

In the meantime, while we’re waiting for them; if you currently find yourself living under a large stone somewhere and don’t have access to a high speed, wi-fi, HDTV, Beta-max, Bluetooth, BlueRay, super funky internet connection and have trouble viewing videos on YouTube (or if you just don’t feel like going over there); let me give you a brief synopsis.

Josh has posted a video and what he wants to do is make it the most talked about video ever.  To this end  he wants to get a minimum of 50 000 comments on it.  The incentive for the viewer is that every time he gets 5000 comments he will give away $100 (U.S.) to one lucky and completely random commenter.  Naturally the more times one person comments, the more chances he/she has of winning.  There is absolutely no limit to the number of times each person can comment and there is no restriction as to what the comment has to be.  It can be positive or negative, it can be about the video or it can be about anything at all that pops into your head.

I would like to encourage our vast readership to go over there and enter a comment for your own chance to win.  And just let Josh know that you are a proud Blue Beaver Beer drinker.  He’ll want to hear that.

For you folks who went away and are just now returning; that’s all I have to say.  Buh-bye.

Here’s a few Dilbert Blog quotes for you.

“There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms. (You can quote me on that.)”
“I think my best quotes have been entirely overlooked. My personal favorite is “working harder than a beaver in a coffee lake.”
“The only other household chore I enjoy as much as ant eradication is cleaning the cat box. It’s like panning for gold, except the gold is cat poop. That inconvenient fact doesn’t detract from the thrill of the find as much as you’d think.”
“I know that some of you think that life without caffeine is actually worth living. But it isn’t.”

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Originally on this blog last November, but I thought since Ernie wants to Save The Robots it was kind of appropriate!

I saw a news story that upset me quite a bit.  The basis for the story was this commercial for GM.  The commercial was banned because it somehow made a mockery of robot  suicide.  I think that banning the commercial doesn’t go nearly far enough.  We need to for a support group for these robots.  All robots reading this blog; I know that "the man" prevents you from commenting here and that probably makes you angry and depressed.  I would like all of you to gather every Tuesday night at the local Redneck Bar and Grill.  We can form a group.  Blue Beaver Beer Drinkers For The Prevention of  Robot Self Harm.  If you are a robot who has recently lost a job or been turned down from posting a comment on the internet; don’t despair.  There are humans who want to help you talk it out.  Skin-jobs are also welcome (especially if you look like Tricia Helfer).