Many of you have wondered, “What should I get Tim and Ernie for Valentine’s day? I really want them to know how much we love and appreciate them. They have done so much for the world by promoting Blue Beaver Beer. World suffering has been dramatically reduced. Drunken behavior has increased among some, but overall they have made this nation an incredibly better place and we need to do something to show our gratitude.”
Well, thanks to those who feel that way. One thing you could do is get us some new Blue Beaver Beer tshirts from Cafepress.
A lot of you have probably wondered, ‘Why is that beaver so blue? He doesn’t look sad…” Of course, the answer is genetic selection. The blue beaver is perfectly adapted to blend in with the pure blue waters of the Horseguard River and all of its estuaries and surrounding marshlands. A regular brown beaver would stand out like a sore thumb!
You may notice that this beaver looks a little dazed. This is due to his high alcohol content. He should obviously not be allowed to drive for a few hours or operate any heavy machinery. Once he sleeps it off, he will be the best dam beaver he can be!
