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24.02.07 # 10:22 # Uncategorized # One CommentI just unearthed a very interesting article (by Araminta Matthews) about How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse. Clearly, the author did some very extensive research on the subject. I myself have also researched how to deal with a zombie attack and I would have to agree with pretty much everything Araminta has to say on the subject. There is one thing I would like to add; if you can’t get to Belize, you should scout out possible shelters in a more rural area. Obviously the smaller the town you end up in, the fewer the zombies you will have trying to eat you. As well the article mentions how the internet would probably crash, however I wonder why that would be.
Just a little while ago I was contemplating if the internet is self-sustaining yet. I haven’t actually done any research on that, but I wonder; even if all of a sudden there was a major catastrophe that killed 90% of the world’s population but didn’t do any direct physical damage to inanimate objects like computers, how long would the internet still be "out there" and accessible by the remaining 10%? (This idea was inspired by Stephen King’s "The Stand".) Then you might ask: why would the remaining population want to access the internet after the Apocalypse? Do we still need to be looking at our favourite porn site? Do we need to add more friends to our Windows Live Spaces page? Maybe not, but we could try to find out just how many people are still left and where they are and whether or not it would be possible to gather into larger communities. Most important of all you might be able to use the internet to do an inventory on the remaining supply of Blue Beaver Beer…oh and other essentials like medicine or food or whatever.
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hey guys, I love your random post feature. Where else would I come across such critical information as your link to “How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse”. I read the article and know I’ll sleep better at night, that is, once I get my NECROSLEDGE (though I’m not sure why it needs to be painted black?) . Anyway, I can’t believe I’ve made it this long without knowing about “How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse”. You guys have once again performed a vital public service. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ~ Steve (no necrosledges yet but plenty of trade show booths)