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nHere’s a quote from a Blog on Windows Live Spaces. I wanted to leave a comment but I can’t because I don’t have a account there and there is no way I will get one. Pretty good way to encourage a wide readership for their users, isn’t it? Also, Ginga Ninja doesn’t have any contact info up. I would love to tell him that his posts are freakin’ hilarious, but I can’t. Anyone out there with an account there mind letting him know for me?

"Are you finding you’re waking up, after a long sleep and still having no energy? Is black your favorite colour? Do your parents "just not understand what your about"? Is "My Chemical Romance" the bestest band in the world for you?
If so then you might be suffering from being……
A STUPID EMO KID.
Well now you’re in luck with this new pill that will not only get you feeling chipper and loving each day but will also help you understand that the jeans you are wearing are cutting off circulation, and you’re now impedent.
To order this new wonder pill, rightfully labled "EMO-be-GONE" just dial, 1-800-IM A SILLY EMO KID

*warning this advertisment is completely false and just a fabrication from the mind of someone who thinks they’re funny, if you find yourself believing any of this please post something so that I can then make fun of you on a later occasion. Also if you are an EMO kid I appologise, not for being mean but for you being an EMO kid*

This just in a fun and exciting new way of meeting those sexy singles in your area. It’s called
GETTING OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND GOING OUTSIDE, the ones you’re talking to on the net are all old men.

*no warning for this one, it’s the truth*"

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