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Here’s a few Dilbert Blog quotes for you.

“There’s nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms. (You can quote me on that.)”
“I think my best quotes have been entirely overlooked. My personal favorite is “working harder than a beaver in a coffee lake.”
“The only other household chore I enjoy as much as ant eradication is cleaning the cat box. It’s like panning for gold, except the gold is cat poop. That inconvenient fact doesn’t detract from the thrill of the find as much as you’d think.”
“I know that some of you think that life without caffeine is actually worth living. But it isn’t.”