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I have finally found the truth, the way, the light. It is symbolized by the Banana Peel, and the holiest day of the year is fast approaching. That would be April 1st, of course!
Have you heard of this new Religion? Need a primer on the way of funny? Well, unfortunately the Holy Skripture , The Comedist Manifesto, hasn’t been finished yet. But take heart, Irreverend Steve has been enlightened by the Cosmic Comedist, and I am sure if you head over to his blog it will all be made plain.
It is the Philosopher’s Playground. Maybe if enough of us come to visit, he will get shaking and finish the book.
Now, back to planning Holy Day festivities. I think shaking all of my friends Blue Beaver Beers and then putting them back in the fridge….. or setting their Tivo’s to record old Three’s Company leftovers…… whoops, did I type that out loud?

Well, I’m sure a lot of you out there might almost care that the Academy Awards were handed out last night.  Personally, I spent my Sunday night the way I always do; drinking Blue Beaver Beer and watching Battlestar Galactica (that show is frakking sweet).  I haven’t seen most of the movies that were nominated.  I heard something about Martin Scorsese winning and Oscar and apparently this was some sort of a big deal because he’s never won before.   I guess if that sort of thing is important to you, then it’s worth noting.

However I am much more interested in the Golden Raspberry Awards, which celebrate the worst movies of the last year (most of which I have seen).  The worst picture Razzie went to "Basic Instinct 2" and Sharon Stone won worst actress for her role in it.  The worst actor "nod" went to Shawn and Marlon Wayans for "Little Man".
If you want a full list of the winners go here.  You can also read some interesting trivia about the Razzies at Mental Floss.  If you are a big fan of either "Basic Instinct 2" or "Little Man", then check out this link.

I would like to take this opportunity to nominate my choice for this years worst animated feature: "Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time".  I haven’t watched it, but putting any number after any of the classic Disney Cartoons is grounds for at least a Razzie if not something worse (like a Purple Nurple).

Remember that t-shirt poll We had up a while ago? Here’s the results so far ( if you haven’t voted, you may have to vote before it will show you the results.)