Ernie forwarded this email to me the other day, author unknown:
Womens Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN’S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
Well thats a very well written poem. Thanks for sharing this one on your blog. I’m searching the web for more poems because i’m writing poems myself
Women’s poem is better than the men’s! In fact I don’t like the men’s poem here :p
You write beautifully
The man’s poem is funny lol.