I was just over The Onion and I read the following news article:
"Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product
SAN FRANCISCO—Apple claims the iLaunch can garner the same amount of press attention as a major scientific discovery, high court ruling, celebrity meltdown, or natural disaster at 200 times the speed of a traditional media-fostered launch."
After reading that I thought to myself, "Wow! I could totally use one of those things. I could use it on my awesome P.C. created chart and then it would become a world wide phenomenon and maybe it would end up on the front page of all those supermarket tabloid magazines (i.e. "Persons" and "We" etc.). Then maybe everyone would forget about that bimbo pop-tart who shaved her head the other day. That would be a very noble goal. Plus it would make me rich."
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