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14.03.07 # 6:56 # Uncategorized # No Comment
This sign reminds me of a joke that’s a little on the redneck/ dirty/ poop side. So if you keep reading, be warned!
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Bob and John were the kind of guys who kept playing little pranks on each other. Once John put exlax laced cookies in Bob’s lunch. Bob retaliated by putting saran wrap on the toilet. It just kept on going for years.
Bob and John went out hunting moose together. They looked for days and couldn’t find anything to kill. Finally, Bob killed an innocent moose in cold blood.
They were gutting the animal, when Bob realized he had to go poop right now. " I gotta take a dump, man. I’ll be right back," he told John.
As Bob wandered into the woods, John realized this was his chance to pull a good one on Bob. He grabbed a big double handfull of guts and snuck up behind Bob, who was sitting on a log doing his thing. After quietly putting the guts down, John snuck back to the dead moose. He could barely hold it in, it was so funny.
Ten minutes went by, and Bob didn’t come back. Finally, after twenty minutes, he staggered over, looking pretty rough.
"Hey, John, you would not believe what just happened. I had to go so bad I shit my own guts out. But luckily I managed to push them all back in with a stick."
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