Redneck Bar & Grill

So there you have it. Next time you need a smork, you gotta go outside. It used to be you could smork anywhere, but now all these goody two shoes non-smorkers are crimping your style. What is this country comming to? You can buy a pack of smorks anywhere, but they make you feel like a criminal for smorking in public.
Well, you could always get help to quit smorking. Get hypnotized or use the patch. And if you just can’t stop smorking using these methods, you’ll just have to leave the building.

I remember back when I used to have that nasty habit. I was outside the mall, smorking my guts out, and some woman walked by and gave me a look of utter disgust. She obviously thought I was just a stupid smorking idiot. Not that long ago you could smork inside the mall. There was a special smorking area that all of us disgusting smorkers had to hang out in.