I heard another interesting news story today.  Recently in Calgary, a transit driver kicked a woman off his bus because her perfume was too strong.  The driver said that the perfume "interferes with his ability to focus and operate the bus."  Let us take this one step further shall we. 

If I were a bus driver the following people/groups of people would interfere with my focus:

1)Really hot females wearing revealing clothing.

2)Really hot males wearing revealing clothing (not because I’m attracted to them, because they’d made me insane with jealousy.

3)Couples engaging in public displays of affection (especially if they also fit into category #1).

4)Guys who wear strong cologne (and it does happen).

5)Anyone who tries to talk to or make eye contact with me.

6)Emo kids.

7)Anyone who doesn’t like Blue Beaver Beer.

When you exclude everyone on that list it might be just Tim and me on the bus.  But then we could go wherever we want and not have to share our Blue Beaver.

One other thing occurs to me they should invent a new perfume called "Eau de Castor Bleu".

6 Responses to “You Smell Like A Wet Beaver”

  1. Rosie says:

    what about really old females wearing revealing clothing?

  2. Ernie says:

    You’re right, that would also cause me to lose focus. Specifically, it might cause hysterical blidness.

  3. emo clothes says:

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  4. fashion.chic says:

    Tha was really a not nice driver. At least he let the woman ride and just be sited in the last row.

  5. Elizabeth from Beauty Bridge coupon code says:

    Well then, he must have one heck of a nose then! Out of the ordinary but not impossible. Maybe it’s one of the things that ticks him off.
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  6. cheryl from Elf Cosmetics coupon code says:

    LOL-ed at Rosie’s comment! That definitely would be very distracting. And what about an old man or woman engaging in public displays of affection with a young partner? Would this top the list?

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