Can you take the pun-ishment?
A fancy new nightclub opened up in Caroline, Alberta. Robert Jones decided to go and check it out. He drove down there in his old chev pickup with the stock racks on, and went up to the door.
The bouncer wouldn’t let him in. "This here’s Caroline’s fanciest joint. You have to be dressed up to get in here. If you can find a tie I’ll let you in."
"Where am I going to find a tie at this time of night? All the men’s clothing stores on main are closed," Robert pointed out.
"Just see what you can dig up," the bouncer told him.
Robert went back to his truck and looked inside the stock racks. Nothing there. He dug around behind the seat and pulled out the booster cables. Figuring it was worth a shot, he draped them around his neck and went back to the front door.
"How about this?" he asks the bouncer.
"Alright then," the bouncer says with a smirk. "But I’ll be watching you, so don’t try to start anything!"
I actualy thought this was serious when i read topic. Good one i have to remember this one. The p[laces in new york city just stoped making people were ties since economy got so bad they figure more people will go now.
Okay, that was just awful! A long joke like that has to be more clever, I am ashamed of you. You must do better in future. You know those jokes where you think ‘I don’t get it’, but you do, it’s just a bad joke? This is one of those. But I forgive you because your site makes me laugh.