Gary W. sent me some things you can try to say next time you have a few too many Blue Beaver Beer.
Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3.Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
2. Nope, no more booze for me
3. Taco Bell? Thanks, I’m not hungry
4. Sorry, you’re not really my type
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6.Oh, I couldn’t. No one wants to hear me karaoke
7. I’m not interested in fighting you
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool
9. Where’s the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street
10. I must be going now as I have to work in the morning
