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Kryptonite and Superman Are Real

As you have probably already read, Tim broke this story first.  However, I dug deep, peeled back the layers and discovered that there was more to it that nobody else knew.

A new mineral has recently been discovered in Serbia.  A sample of this unusual substance was unearthed by the mining group Rio Tinto Plc and then turned over to mineral expert Chris Stanley at the Natural History Museum for analysis.  The mineral’s chemical formula is sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide.  When Stanley did a computer search on it he discovered that was the exact scientific name written on a case of rock containing Kryptonite, which was stolen by Lex Luthor in the movie "Superman Returns".Stanley noted that his Kryptonite was white, powdery and non radioactive as opposed to the traditional green glowing crystals that we are all familiar with.  Inexplicably this new mineral will be called Jadarite.

It is my belief that this is most likely White Kryptonite, which if I recall correctly will kill all plant life exposed to it, regardless of the origin of the plant .  At any rate if we have found remnants of Superman’s home planet here on Earth it can only mean that the Man of Steel is already here waging his never ending battle for truth, justice and the (North) American way.

If you would like to know more about Kryptonite, don’t bother watching "Smallville", they’ve got it all mixed up.  Instead check out this site; it will tell you all you need to know.

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  • Phil from superman belt buckle said:

    I’ve never been to Serbia but it sounds like there isn’t any plant life there so the white kryptonite is to blame. In Superman Returns Kevin Spacey brilliantly plays Lex Luther so of course he steals a case of it.

    YES Superman is alive and battling for truth, justice and the American Way. He just should have spun the world in opposite direction to get ride of Smallville. Stick to the originals and Returns.

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