Hello to all of my fans out there. I have been deluged with e-mails wondering where I’ve been for that last few days. I want to say thank-you to everyone who expresses their concern; I am doing fine now. The reason that you haven’t heard from me for a couple of days is because I was kidnapped by a crazed goth chick. She forced me to dress up as Jason Voorhies and alternately chase her around with a machete then fold her laundry. It was a nightmarish experience but I was able to get away after she posed for a picture for me.
But then this morning had another completely surreal experience. When I awoke I found myself in a strange place surrounded by people who were familiar to me and yet somehow they were not quite…right. I will tell you all about it and show you a picture tomorrow.
Ernie i feel real bad for you bud , your goth friend is HOT!