If you are a shopper at eBay, you probably love the hunt for a new deal. Checking listings to find that perfect buy everyone else missed can be really exciting.
One way to search for deals others may have missed is to use a misspelled eBay entry tool. Quite often, a seller will list an item in an auction and accidentally use the wrong spelling or an abbreviation .The wrong spelling of a title or description will make the entry harder to find. Then, when buyers search the listings, the item will not be displayed on their search results. As you can imagine, this results in that item getting fewer, or no bids, thereby lowering the selling price of the item.
This can be a real opportunity to find bargains before anyone else gets to them.
For example, say you are shopping for a dirt bike. Normally, an auction entry listed with the abbreviation "drt bike" or with the misspelling "dirt bicke"will be missed!
A free misspelling tool can be found at www.timsauctionsecrets.com, as well as on many other sites on the web. Go ahead, give it a try! Who knows, you may find that perfect item and pay next to nothing.

At first glance, everything here seems normal. But just imagine the chaos  if you didn’t look closer before you went in! Go ahead  and examine these door signs.  And then imagine you had a few too many Blue Beaver Beer, and you need to  hit the head. You walk in with nary a glance at the sign and pow! You’re an  instant perv  as far as all the ladies in the can are concerned. And if you’re a lady, you  probably won’t want to walk in on some guy doing who knows what with …… never mind.  For another little bathroom story, check out  B’s post  You Gotta Be Careful.

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Here’s another email I recieved. Author unknown….. but thanks for the forward, Jim.
For those who are easily shocked and have virgin eyes that can’t stand the sight of a swear word (only a bad word to us), do not look down at the name of this town.
Unlike some of the things you might see here, this is actually real! Just look on a map.
A couple of things come to mind. What do you call a resident of this town, a F***er? If you have buddys there, how often do you phone your F***ing friends?
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As you have probably already read, Tim broke this story first.  However, I dug deep, peeled back the layers and discovered that there was more to it that nobody else knew.

A new mineral has recently been discovered in Serbia.  A sample of this unusual substance was unearthed by the mining group Rio Tinto Plc and then turned over to mineral expert Chris Stanley at the Natural History Museum for analysis.  The mineral’s chemical formula is sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide.  When Stanley did a computer search on it he discovered that was the exact scientific name written on a case of rock containing Kryptonite, which was stolen by Lex Luthor in the movie "Superman Returns".Stanley noted that his Kryptonite was white, powdery and non radioactive as opposed to the traditional green glowing crystals that we are all familiar with.  Inexplicably this new mineral will be called Jadarite.

It is my belief that this is most likely White Kryptonite, which if I recall correctly will kill all plant life exposed to it, regardless of the origin of the plant .  At any rate if we have found remnants of Superman’s home planet here on Earth it can only mean that the Man of Steel is already here waging his never ending battle for truth, justice and the (North) American way.

If you would like to know more about Kryptonite, don’t bother watching "Smallville", they’ve got it all mixed up.  Instead check out this site; it will tell you all you need to know.