Two old ladies, Thelma and Louise, were outside the  Rocky Mountain House nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.

Thelma pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Loiuse: "What’s that?"

Thelma: "A rubber."

Loiuse: "Where’d you get it?"

Thelma: "You can get them at any Walmart pharmacy."

The next day, Sunny went into Walmart in Red Deer and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a box of rubbers.

The guy looked at her strangely, and asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn’t matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."

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