Two old ladies, Thelma and Louise, were outside the Rocky Mountain House nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.
Thelma pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Loiuse: "What’s that?"
Thelma: "A rubber."
Loiuse: "Where’d you get it?"
Thelma: "You can get them at any Walmart pharmacy."
The next day, Sunny went into Walmart in Red Deer and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a box of rubbers.
The guy looked at her strangely, and asked what brand she preferred.
"Doesn’t matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."
