Redneck Bar & Grill

Hope you can take a joke in Big Valley This emoticon’s for you, Ernie!
A guy walked into a bar in Big Valley and ordered a white wine. Everybody
sitting around the bar looked up, to see who the city boy was.
The bartender smiled and said, "That’s no drink for a man. You aren’t from around here, are you?"

The guy said, "I’m from Red Deer."

The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Red Deer?"

The guy responded, "I’m a taxidermist."

The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It’s okay boys, he’s one of us! "

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