Hope you can take a joke in Big Valley 
This emoticon’s for you, Ernie!
A guy walked into a bar in Big Valley and ordered a white wine. Everybody
sitting around the bar looked up, to see who the city boy was.
The bartender smiled and said, "That’s no drink for a man. You aren’t from around here, are you?"
The guy said, "I’m from Red Deer."
The bartender asked, "What the heck you do in Red Deer?"
The guy responded, "I’m a taxidermist."
The bartender asked, "Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy said nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grinned and shouted out to the whole bar, "It’s okay boys, he’s one of us! "
*****************************
What do they call safe sex in rural, back country areas?
Paint an ‘x’ on all the animals that kick.
