According to Statistics Canada, each Canadian drank 92 liters of coffee in 2005. Sounds like a pretty high figure, but let’s break it down. Thats 250 Milliliters per day, or one small cup of coffee.
Now, since I travel roughly 50,0000 miles every year for work, and I drink coffee, I probably got over 2000 miles per gallon! That’s pretty darn efficient, eh?
Looking at the stats for beer consumption, Canadians went through 80.3 liters each in 2005. Now, come on, we can do better than that! Only .22 liters per day each? No wonder Ernie has to do more than his share to keep Blue Beaver Beer sales up.
So get out there and pick up some Blue Beaver Beer. When you’re feeling blue, grab a Beaver. Everyone has to do their share. Don’t force guys like Ernie to drink enough beer for you too.
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3 responses so far ↓
1 Ernie // May 6, 2007 at 8:44 am
It’s a heavy burden, but we all have to make sacrifices for the things we love.
2 trade show display // Jun 23, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Hey Guys, I love your “Random Posts” feature. This post on coffee got me wondering. RT’s Untwisted blog is powered by “a whole lot of coffee” (it says so at the bottom of it). So is the Redneck Bar and Grill powered by a whole lot of Blue Beaver? Do you guys drink a bit to clear your mind before you come up with this stuff (which is, by the way, very funny). Perhaps you could devote two posts to a study. Write one after consuming x amount of beaver, and then write the other the next day after drinking an equal amount of coffee. Let your readers determine which is funnier. I’d like to know if beer drinkers really are funnier, or just think they’re funnier. I’ve always thought my sense of humor improves, but perhaps it’s the audience that improves after sharing a few?
Hmm, this idea sounded better in my head than its coming out here.
~ Steve, that trade show display guy
3 Tim Ebl // Jun 24, 2008 at 5:26 am
I’ve asked RT how much a “whole lot of coffee” is, but I don’t remember the answer.
Maybe we will take this challenge. Ernie and I will have to discuss it over a beer!
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