A fight to the death between zombies has a few inherent problems.
Local Grocery Store Accidentally Orders Bears Instead of Pears:
Typo kills 3 Stockboys
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Preserve animals. Pickle a squirrel!
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don’t want to see naked?
Projecting empaths – You have to feel sorry for them.
Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.
My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing.
One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house and, with a 5 pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms straight out from his sides and hold them there as long as he could.
After awhile he tried 10 pound potato sacks, then 50 pound potato sacks and finally he got to where he could lift a 100 pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms straight out for more than a full minute!
Next, he started putting potatoes in the sacks.
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Very clever thoughts there!