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1.06.07 # 4:36 # Uncategorized # No CommentA well dressed man in his early nineties goes into the Redneck Bar and Bistro in Rocky Mountain House. He sits down near a good looking young woman who looked to be in her eighties. "So tell me, do I come here often?" he says with a smile.
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An older gentleman is driving down the freeway between Red Deer and Calgary, when his cell phone rings. "Hello," he says as he answers it.
"Be careful out there, Charlie," his wife tells him on the phone. " I saw on the news that some car is going the wrong way down the hiway."
"One car," he says with disgust. "There’s hundreds of them!"
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Two white haired older ladies were out driving in a large car. As they were rolling along they approached a set of lights. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
A little ways down the street they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right on by. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red. They went right through. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row! You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"
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