I’ve been thinking lately about spam. Not just the kind that you find in your e-mail in-box, but also the kind you find on the shelf at the grocery store. I have a certain fondness for the sandwich meat. I have always found it to be quite tasty, especially if you lightly toast it with a propane tiger-torch. Both "Weird Al" and Monty Python have written songs dedicated to spam. Furthermore, I think it is an outrage that such a tasty processed meat product has become so synonymous with something so evil as junk e-mails. It is time to do something about this. We need to rename the junk e-mails. We should name them after something that no one has ever liked. Something that is equally useless. I propose we call it "tofu". Everybody out there, stop tofuing my in-box. Stop all internet tofuers. Who’s with me on this?
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3 responses so far ↓
1 Dave // Dec 16, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I don’t know about the whole spam thing… but can ya tell me where i can find some plans to make my own tiger torch?
2 Tim Ebl // Dec 17, 2007 at 6:50 am
The tiger torch was commonly used to torch tiger dens in the Forest of Ubangme, but it has now become a common oilfield tool in Alberta, Canada. You can pick one up at any hardware store here. If you need do it yourself plans,I’m not sure where you’d look
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[...] you know this then why am I bothering to bring it up, one might inquire). Now; I have covered the whole spam tofu thing before so I shall not mention it here. However, there is another concern that I have. Several [...]
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