I’ve been thinking lately about spam.  Not just the kind that you find in your e-mail in-box, but also the kind you find on the shelf at the grocery store.  I have a certain fondness for the sandwich meat.  I have always found it to be quite tasty, especially if you lightly toast it with a propane tiger-torch.  Both "Weird Al" and Monty Python have written songs dedicated to spam.  Furthermore, I think it is an outrage that such a tasty processed meat product has become so synonymous with something so evil as junk e-mails.  It is time to do something about this.  We need to rename the junk e-mails.  We should name them after something that no one has ever liked.  Something that is equally useless.  I propose we call it "tofu".  Everybody out there, stop tofuing my in-box.  Stop all internet tofuers.  Who’s with me on this?

4 Responses to “What’s Wrong With Spam”

  1. Dave says:

    I don’t know about the whole spam thing… but can ya tell me where i can find some plans to make my own tiger torch?

  2. Tim Ebl says:

    The tiger torch was commonly used to torch tiger dens in the Forest of Ubangme, but it has now become a common oilfield tool in Alberta, Canada. You can pick one up at any hardware store here. If you need do it yourself plans,I’m not sure where you’d look :)

  3. [...] you know this then why am I bothering to bring it up, one might inquire).  Now; I have covered the whole spam tofu thing before so I shall not mention it here.  However, there is another concern that I have.  Several [...]

  4. [...] I found out that these particular ‘bots were the ones that produce that other kind of spam (or what I like to call tofu) the kind that no one in the whole blog-o-verse [...]

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