When smoking a fish, never inhale.
Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.
You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
Check the washing instructions before purchasing any apparel to be worn camping. Buy only those that read “Beat on a rock in stream.”
The sight of a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations. The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely nothing for the eagle.
It’s entirely possible to spend your whole vacation on a winding mountain road behind a large motor home.
Bear bells provide an element of safety for hikers in grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them on the bears.
In an emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
Great post! I needed the drawstring a couple of camping trips ago! As for the ants. I’ll pass
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