We have had requests from some readers to describe Blue Beaver Beer. Apparently they can’t locate some of the brew. There are a few possible reasons that they can’t locate it in stores.
1. High demand means stores can’t keep it in stock
2. Insufficient order sizes
3. Blue Beaver Beer secret society is trying to keep the beer a mystery only known to initiates of the order, who number in the thousands
4.Alternate beer universe theory
Well, here is the lowdown on Blue Beaver Beer. It is brewed in Horseguard Valley in Central Alberta at the Blue Beaver Brewery, near the Metropolis of Condor. It is a pale ale made from only the finest common household ingredients, as well as malted barley and hops imported from the forest of Ubangme. Glacier fresh Horseguard River runoff provides the water for the brewing process.
The Blue Beaver Beer mascot, Bucky the Beaver, is a longtime buddy of Bugs Bunny and has taken his drinking responsibilities seriously. We will be publishing his official life story soon, so make sure you stay tooned!