Redneck Bar & Grill

A bear walks into a bar in Beaverlodge, Alberta, and gets up on a stool. He bangs on the bar with his paw and roars for a Blue Beaver Beer. The bartender goes over and says, "We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Beaverlodge."
The bear gets really angry and stands up on his hind legs roaring for a beer. The bartender walks closer and yells back, "We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Beaverlodge!"
The bear, now pissed off, says, "If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to rip that lady over there to shreds and eat her!"
The bartender chuckles and says, "Sorry…we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Beaverlodge!"
The bear goes to the end of the bar and eats the woman. He comes back and again roars for a Blue Beaver Beer.
The bartender states, "We don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Beaverlodge…who just used drugs."
The bear says, "But I never took any drugs!"
The bartender says, "Sure you did! That was a barbitchyouate."

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