Things You will never Hear An Alberta Boy Say:
Pass the caviar.
Nope, no more for me. I’m driving.
Anyone care for a rice cake?
I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
Duct tape won’t fix that.
You can’t feed that to the dog.
I can’t go out tonight. My clothes are at the drycleaners.
No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
Wrestling’s fake.
We’re vegetarians.
Do you think my gut is too big?
I’ll have grapefruit and salad instead of steak & potatoes.
Honey, we don’t need another dog.
Who gives a damn who won the Grey Cup?
I’m voting Liberal this year.
We just gotta get rid of those animal heads.
I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
Trim the fat off that steak.
The tires on that truck are too big.
I’ve got it all backed up on the C: drive.
I’m gonna buy a Ford Aerostar instead of that Dodge Diesel 4×4.
Checkmate.
She’s too young to be wearing a bikini.
Peace.
Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Margaret.
AND NUMBER ONE….
Let’s hire the gay guy!