Gary walked into a supermarket in Red Deer and noticed a beautiful woman staring directly at him.
She stared for way too long, so Gary walked over and asked "Do I know you?"
The woman said, "I think you might be the dad of one of my kids".
Gary searched the memory banks for a minute, then realized this kid she is talking
about must be from that night way back, the only time he ever cheated on his wife.
So he said to the woman, "Are you the stripper that was at my best
friend’s bachelor party about 5 years ago? You know, the one I had sex
with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a
whip?"
The woman looked at him in horror and disgust and said, in a low voice,
"No, I’m your son’s teacher."