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Comment RSSTwo cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside this clown. The first cannibal whacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown.
Suddenly the second cannibal looks up and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?"
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A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it’s my birthday today. How ’bout a free drink?"
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet’s right down the hall."
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A neutron walks into a bar. "I’d like a beer," he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "No charge."
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up . . . reading." Henny Youngman
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