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Beer Drinker’s Prayer

Our beer
          Which art in bottles
          Hallowed by thy sport
          Thy will be drunk I will be drunk
          At home as it is in the pub
          Give us each day our daily schooners
          And forgive us our spillage
          As we forgive those who spillest against us
          And lead us not into the practice of  wine tasting
          And deliver us from Tequila
          For mine is the bitter
          The talent and the foam
          Forever and ever
          Bar men.

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This entry was posted by Tim Ebl on 5 July 2007 at 5:17 and filed under jokes category.

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