Nordegg Mud Spa To become International Attraction

July 9th, 2007 · No Comments

Thousands of visitors have come to bathe in the mud and benefit from the miraculous healing powers of Shunda Creek, near Nordegg, Alberta. Many victims of the foul disease, Decievamialosis Gullibillicitis, were dunked and cured of their affliction.To this date there were no creek-side facilities to take care of the needs of the people. Visitors were forced to park on the side of a busy highway and strip naked in plain view. For some reason the mud only takes effect if you are completely naked, and this has led to a couple of motorists crashing as they drove by. A bold new vision has been suggested that will improve the experience for everyone.
Within sight of Mount Coliseum, a full size replica of the coliseum will be built straddling the creek. Saunas, hot tubs and a lounge will be readily available after the mud treatment has been taken. A gift shop and convenience store with gas bar will be on site to make the experience hassle free for tourists.
“ I know we can’t compete with the dome going up over the David Thompson Resort,” Jim said, “ but the Coliseum will be a unique landmark at one of the most valuable natural healing sites in the world.”
Although the mud was originally thought to only be effective against Decievamialosis Gullibillicitis, it has now proved to be effective at alleviating many ailments. Local researcher Ima Fahke has documented tens of cases where a person suffering from various stages of naive blondness has entered the creek naked only to come scrambling out of the frigid, muddy waters with a new look in their eyes.