Are you ready for it?
Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?
Because blonde guys aren’t that smart either.
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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street.
The two women pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.
The redhead sighed and said, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
The redhead said, “I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like
spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde says, “Don’t you have a vase?”
Good one hers one.
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: “Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don’t understand.”
“What did you not understand ?”
And the blonde says: “Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it’s just a quarter!”